Rules of the interwebz

[pialpha]

Not ALL girls are men

Liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashley39]

Liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im not a man! well yes i am actually! lol *handcuffs pia*

[Alusair]

If all girls on the internet are men, then all children are FBI agents. Which means LKD is probably Chris Hansen.

[abracax]

Now I am thuroughly confused.......all women=men..........all children=FBI......LKD=Chris Hansen

And I thought my world was strange and uncomprehendable lol

[pialpha]

Now I am thuroughly confused.......all women=men..........all children=FBI......LKD=Chris Hansen

And I thought my world was strange and uncomprehendable lol

Yes that is right Abra, Foxy is a man....

[FoxyBunny]

He knew that, I think. I make him do all the cooking, and we're starting in on the dishes lately. Wait until he sees the pretty apron I got him for Christmas!

[abracax]

Yes that is right Abra, Foxy is a man....

Well she is a diesel mechanic named Gus..........DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tricky Boy]

New rule!

You must:

Read the line below.
Read the line above.

[Empy]

1) All jokes on the internet came from /b/.

• To the person who was complaining about a copypasta of 'The Rules', get over it. The rules have been made, tis only a matter of giving them out to the unknowing.

2) The internet is only as real as you make it.

• To Rodri, who said internet friends were the equivalent of imaginary ones: I beg to differ. It is all in a person's mindset. If you come onto the internet intent on the people you encounter being nothing more than a nonentity, then this is entirely correct. But if you have enough empathy (see: if you are a sentimental [expletive]) then you can forge friendships just as strong online as you can face-to-face. It is all in perception.

3) All your base are belong to us.

4) Trolls never die, even when you want them to.

• See: FaMiNe. You know we'll never get rid of him. :P

5) No one is ever going to agree with everything you say. Get over it.

6) If you are intent on showing off how awesome you are, you'd better sure you are actually awesome. You probably aren't, and even if you are someone will flame you.

7) There is a home for orphaned commas that grows with every internet posting.

• Please, won't you think of the commas?!

8) If all women on the internet are men, then both myself and all my accumulated Evony girlfriends are men. Which makes me gay; works out in the end, I guess. My boobs beg to differ, but I suppose I get the better end of the stick anyway.

9) People will inevitably dislike halfwits and drama*****s. If no one likes you, ask yourself which category you fall into.

10) This list will be ignored by 90% of readers, because most people only care about things directly relating to themselves.

[FoxyBunny]

3) All your base are belong to us.

6) If you are intent on showing off how awesome you are, you'd better sure you are actually awesome. You probably aren't, and even if you are someone will flame you.

These two are my favorite.