Falling into a pit filled with sheer walls, surrounded by thousands of fluffy kittens.
And then realizing you are extremely allergic to cat dander.
11) You suffocate as you are literally cute'd to death.
Falling into a pit filled with sheer walls, surrounded by thousands of fluffy kittens.
And then realizing you are extremely allergic to cat dander.
11) You suffocate as you are literally cute'd to death.
Last edited by Rota; 12-06-2009 at 02:54 AM.
11. You choke on a thermometer. Guess that temperature doesn't matter much now...
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13. You are forced to read an extremely long run-on sentence while standing over a pit of lions, finish it in one breath, or get shot in the head.
Finish it an pass out into the lion pit or get shot in the head....
What a choice...
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Thought you'd like that one!
(some how I killed the count, we're on 16 now)
#16. You choke on a feather during an all girl pillow fight.
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# 17
Killed By T-Rex
The victim was part of a tour group at the museum and was standing underneath the head of the reconstructed skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex when it's mountings broke.
The head of the T-Rex landed directly on the victim, who was listening so intently to the tour guides description of the vicious nature of this creature.
He was killed instantly.
It took rescue workers three hours to free the victim from the jaws of the dinosaur.
(made up)
Last edited by Rodri; 04-30-2012 at 07:47 PM.
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#19. You laugh so hard you actually fall off the couch and break your next.
Hey, at least it wasn't a long way down!
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20. mauled by a street sweeping machine
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