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    Killed by a Meteorite
    (not what you're thinking)

    Many hundreds of meteorites enter our atmosphere every year. Most of them burn up before they reach the earth's surface but some do land. Some of those that have landed are as small as a golf-ball by the time they make impact.

    Could you imagine getting hit in the head by a golf-ball sized meteorite travelling at terminal velocity?
    That would be something to have written on your tombstone!
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    22. While building the worlds most beautiful (a BIG!) statue ever to be built, especially in this day and age where art is dying, upon the final chicle you fall and die.

    Everyone will remember that statue, I hope you remembered to put your name on it and carry ID on you in case of such an accident.

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    # 22.

    You save up for years to take the holiday of a lifetime - a luxury cruise. One night you attend a party and have a bit too much to drink. On the way back to your cabin you slip and fall into the swimmimg pool. As you fall you crack your head on the concrete edge and are rendered unconscious and so you drown.

    So you drowned, in a swimmimng pool, in the middle of the ocean.
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    # 23. Your Xbox explodes.
    Bits of Xbox shrapnel hit all over your face. You survive but then finish yourself off in a hospital in a mad rage.

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    #24. After too many computer games, your sucked into your computer! Good thing: you rock and gaming. Bad thing: The power just went out. GAME OVER.

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    #25. Fall off a tall building chasing a balloon while trying to video a Red Arrows fly-by.

    #26. Choke on a piece of chocolate while laughing at one of Ken's posts.
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    #27. Watching New Moon

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    28. If you are still breathing, watching new moon again will kill you, for sure this time. ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by PU239 View Post
    28. If you are still breathing, watching new moon again will kill you, for sure this time. ^_^
    29. If that still doesn't do it watch twilight.

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    30. If you're SOMEHOW still alive, think about sparkly vampires and die of laughter.

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