101 (or more) ways to die

[Carlos II]

#33
Your a paratrooper and you jump off a plane without a parashute. you survive, but you landed in a pit of gasoline where people are dumping coal into. they light the pool and you catch fire. you have 5th degree burns all over you but you still survive. your brain has been cooked so much you think you can still save yourself, you think that glue is lotion and you put it on your head. you walk through the forest wit sticks on your head. you see a hospital that can actually cure your burns. then you here a boom. you where shot in the head by a retarded hunter that though you where a buck that looked like a crispy human. your final thought was the same as John Lennon of the beatles years before. "the way im gonna die? i'll probably get popped by a looney."