#102.
You stole #101 in the "101 Ways to Die" thread with some inane drivel about chuckie. This makes Rodri very angry as he had a special gag saved up for # 101. He decides to hunt you down and take you out with a sniper rifle. It might not happen today, it might not happen tomorow, but one day, when you least expect it, it will happen.

Then I will laugh. Muh ha ha ha.