101 (or more) ways to die

[Dawnseeker]

#171) While driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, an errant missile from a Nevada military test range hits the roadway, launching your vehicle into the air and severing a suspension cable from the bridge.

The high-tension cable recoils and cleanly severs the front half of your vehicle, cutting the seatbelt holder and you fly free of the vehicle and fall hundreds of feet toward the water.

A low flying helicopter accidentally hooks your shirt with its pontoon, frightening the pilot, who slams the collective backward, causing the helicopter to rise at a precipitous rate. At the altitude of 1,000 feet, your shirt rips, causing you to plummet once again toward the water.

You luckily land softly in a garbage ship and climb off the trash pile to witness the mafia paying off a highly-placed public official. They see you and begin shooting at you, so you dive off the boat, into the frigid San Francisco Bay.

A genetically-modified great white shark that escaped a research facility several weeks prior is passing by and decides to eat you. Moments before you become a snack, Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfus appear on a boat and kill the shark by forcing an air tank into its mouth and shooting it with a rifle. Both men then attempt to kill you by forcing an air tank into your mouth and shooting it with a rifle.

Instead, you use the air tank to submerge and swim to the floor of the ocean (away from the rifle shots) where you encounter a battle between mermen and giant crabs. One of the crabs cuts the line for your air tank and you begin to drown, but are saved by a mermaid breathing into your mouth.

The mermaid's boyfriend comes and is very angry. He attempts to spear you with his trident and you grab onto a nearby coral reef, hoping to kick off it and make it to the surface.

It is not a coral reef at all, but the head of Godzilla, who has been sleeping at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay since the early 1970s. Your activity wakens him and he rises from the depths with you on his head to wreak destruction upon the unwitting Californians.

The military launches an attack upon Godzilla using electricity and you must dive from his forehead to avoid being shocked. You land in a farmer's hay bail right next to his daughter who is taking a shower. The farmer sees you and becomes enraged.

The farmer gets the local justice of the peace and forces you to marry his daughter at gunpoint. You have 4 kids and 12 grandkids and live to the ripe old age of 93, where you die peacefully in your bed, surrounded by your family and loved ones.

[Zor]

#171) While driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, an errant missile from a Nevada military test range hits the roadway, launching your vehicle into the air and severing a suspension cable from the bridge.

The high-tension cable recoils and cleanly severs the front half of your vehicle, cutting the seatbelt holder and you fly free of the vehicle and fall hundreds of feet toward the water.

A low flying helicopter accidentally hooks your shirt with its pontoon, frightening the pilot, who slams the collective backward, causing the helicopter to rise at a precipitous rate. At the altitude of 1,000 feet, your shirt rips, causing you to plummet once again toward the water.

You luckily land softly in a garbage ship and climb off the trash pile to witness the mafia paying off a highly-placed public official. They see you and begin shooting at you, so you dive off the boat, into the frigid San Francisco Bay.

A genetically-modified great white shark that escaped a research facility several weeks prior is passing by and decides to eat you. Moments before you become a snack, Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfus appear on a boat and kill the shark by forcing an air tank into its mouth and shooting it with a rifle. Both men then attempt to kill you by forcing an air tank into your mouth and shooting it with a rifle.

Instead, you use the air tank to submerge and swim to the floor of the ocean (away from the rifle shots) where you encounter a battle between mermen and giant crabs. One of the crabs cuts the line for your air tank and you begin to drown, but are saved by a mermaid breathing into your mouth.

The mermaid's boyfriend comes and is very angry. He attempts to spear you with his trident and you grab onto a nearby coral reef, hoping to kick off it and make it to the surface.

It is not a coral reef at all, but the head of Godzilla, who has been sleeping at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay since the early 1970s. Your activity wakens him and he rises from the depths with you on his head to wreak destruction upon the unwitting Californians.

The military launches an attack upon Godzilla using electricity and you must dive from his forehead to avoid being shocked. You land in a farmer's hay bail right next to his daughter who is taking a shower. The farmer sees you and becomes enraged.

The farmer gets the local justice of the peace and forces you to marry his daughter at gunpoint. You have 4 kids and 12 grandkids and live to the ripe old age of 93, where you die peacefully in your bed, surrounded by your family and loved ones.

wow that is one awesome way to die, nice job dawnseeker

172. you try reading what dawnseeker just said, and in the process you die from too much reading

[iRovster]

Damn DS. Nice.

[Bamm]

you anger the mods and they decide to kill you with there M.O.D.S. alliance

[ObitusManu]

#175 : You're known as Skynet within your alliance because your brethren think you never sleep and the REAL Skynet, a.k.a. FoxyBunny, finds out and "proactively corrects" any possible confusion with a little help from Thalin's Mech Infantry ...

[Miss Jennie]

#171) While driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, an errant missile from a Nevada military test range hits the roadway, launching your vehicle into the air and severing a suspension cable from the bridge.

The high-tension cable recoils and cleanly severs the front half of your vehicle, cutting the seatbelt holder and you fly free of the vehicle and fall hundreds of feet toward the water.

A low flying helicopter accidentally hooks your shirt with its pontoon, frightening the pilot, who slams the collective backward, causing the helicopter to rise at a precipitous rate. At the altitude of 1,000 feet, your shirt rips, causing you to plummet once again toward the water.

You luckily land softly in a garbage ship and climb off the trash pile to witness the mafia paying off a highly-placed public official. They see you and begin shooting at you, so you dive off the boat, into the frigid San Francisco Bay.

A genetically-modified great white shark that escaped a research facility several weeks prior is passing by and decides to eat you. Moments before you become a snack, Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfus appear on a boat and kill the shark by forcing an air tank into its mouth and shooting it with a rifle. Both men then attempt to kill you by forcing an air tank into your mouth and shooting it with a rifle.

Instead, you use the air tank to submerge and swim to the floor of the ocean (away from the rifle shots) where you encounter a battle between mermen and giant crabs. One of the crabs cuts the line for your air tank and you begin to drown, but are saved by a mermaid breathing into your mouth.

The mermaid's boyfriend comes and is very angry. He attempts to spear you with his trident and you grab onto a nearby coral reef, hoping to kick off it and make it to the surface.

It is not a coral reef at all, but the head of Godzilla, who has been sleeping at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay since the early 1970s. Your activity wakens him and he rises from the depths with you on his head to wreak destruction upon the unwitting Californians.

The military launches an attack upon Godzilla using electricity and you must dive from his forehead to avoid being shocked. You land in a farmer's hay bail right next to his daughter who is taking a shower. The farmer sees you and becomes enraged.

The farmer gets the local justice of the peace and forces you to marry his daughter at gunpoint. You have 4 kids and 12 grandkids and live to the ripe old age of 93, where you die peacefully in your bed, surrounded by your family and loved ones.

Who here actually read this whole thing? lol I tried </3

[WN1 Hit]

Came below a bridge while a very heavy car went over which eventually broke over the person

[Diamondragan]

#177: Dying of carbon monoxide poisoning: You thought it would be funny to shove a banana in the tailpipe of your best friend...who borrowed your car.

#178: A facepalm so hard you hurt your brain, which then kills you.

Thread post count now equals death count. Again.

[Bamm]

Who here actually read this whole thing? lol I tried </3

i did it's not that hard

[Diamondragan]

#179: Not believing it was not butter.

#180: Bleeding to death in the throat from a cut made by a broken life saver.

Thread post count now equals death count once more.