I want an item called Dark Alchemy of teh Intarwebz which can be applied to an enemy of your choice if won in amulet. When the item is applied, the opposing player will not be able to load the game, or it will simply hang upon loading for 5-10 hours. The best part is, the person who gets Dark Alchemied will not know if its because they're under attack or if its the usual server issues!