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  1. 12-13-2009, 06:33 PM #1
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    Default The Red Army


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    This army is the greatest army ever. Every other army is a big room of monkeys flinging shot at each other. If you want a real army, join the Red Army! We provide tons of perks to soldiers, including free PPSh's, AK-47s, RPGs, T-72 tanks, MiG 35s and Tsar Bomba's!

    Of course, it's not that easy to join, otherwise everyone would be a soldier. The only way to get into the Red Army is to be SHOT by a Red Army soldier.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab a blindfold, line up against the wall, and prepare to join the Red Army!

    (All former soldiers will be able to regain their former ranks upon becoming bullet-riddled. Everyone else starts at the bottom.)


    Glorious Leader: Commissar Kitten!

    High Commander: Zenrax (Order of Kitten, 1st class)

    Second in Command: Merien

    'Recruiters': Yellow Submarine
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    Awsomesauce
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    Last edited by Axer NZ; 12-16-2009 at 10:29 PM.
  2. 12-13-2009, 06:42 PM #2
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    I can haz MiG?
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    I can haz second-in-command?Nope. Only ninja-ers can be so awesome.
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    Please, let's not go through the army thing again.
  5. 12-13-2009, 07:01 PM #5
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    *shoots woody and yellow*

    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    Please, let's not go through the army thing again.
    TOO LATE. *pistol shot to the head*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axer NZ View Post
    *shoots woody and yellow*



    TOO LATE. *pistol shot to the head*
    I guess you can execute me for desertion now.
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    I want my old rank back!
    *threatens hostage*

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    Pialpha has a long history of pushing others into fights and then sitting back to laugh at the fireworks.
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    ...that a certain person who loves to instigate without ever getting his own personal hands dirty (and who thinks I don't know he does that)
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    Dangit. You still allied with the WM's?

    I am a Wizard Mercenary
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    CCCP aw old days thx for making this RUSSIA FTW
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    It takes more courage to retreat in the Red Army, then it does to fight.

    In the Red Army, the retreaters were shot by their own people just because they were too afraid to fight.

    Believe it or not, Stalin did have a twisted way of solving "some" problems, although they were utterly disgusting methods.
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