at this point everyone who read the name of the thread hates me. allow me to defend my point
-the guy gives flamable objects to all the bad children of the world.
-he owns a sweatshop in an extremely remote area where he forces "small people" to make childrens toys.
-taken from zor's sig:
Originally Posted by fleabird:
"When I think about it, a jolly old fat guy who is obsessed with giving toys to children is way creepy. He's the guy they warned us about in kindergarten.
So I say the bunny."
go ahead, try to argue with that
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Thread: Santa is evil!!!!!!!!!!
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12-19-2009, 06:17 AM #1
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Santa is evil!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by killerson; 12-19-2009 at 06:44 AM.
#1) moderators are always right.
#2) in the case that a moderator is wrong, refer back to rule #1.
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12-19-2009, 06:18 AM #2
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cmon, someone?
#1) moderators are always right.
#2) in the case that a moderator is wrong, refer back to rule #1.
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12-19-2009, 06:43 AM #3
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Wassup? Did Mummy tell you that Santa wasn't going to bring you the awesome present you asked for in your letter?
PEACE
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12-19-2009, 09:09 AM #4
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You forgot that he breaks into your house every year and parks massive animals on your roof
Originally Posted by killerson
at this point everyone who read the name of the thread hates me. allow me to defend my point
-the guy gives flamable objects to all the bad children of the world.
-he owns a sweatshop in an extremely remote area where he forces "small people" to make childrens toys.
-taken from zor's sig:
Originally Posted by fleabird:
"When I think about it, a jolly old fat guy who is obsessed with giving toys to children is way creepy. He's the guy they warned us about in kindergarten.
So I say the bunny."
go ahead, try to argue with that
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12-19-2009, 09:24 AM #5
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lol, on the news I heard Santa was being a role-model for healthy eating for little children. But Santa is overweight!!!
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12-19-2009, 09:31 AM #6
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santa is a drunken bum ! have a bath and lose some weight santa ya fat F?$%^g P$%^&k and where is my bike !!!!
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12-19-2009, 11:06 AM #7
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He gained all that wait from eating Cake. And you know what? Since Cake is a lie, SO IS SANTA.
He was real before he ate the cake.
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12-19-2009, 11:28 AM #8
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Santa's a ninja.
"I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
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12-19-2009, 11:41 AM #9
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Do you know how freaking hard it is to clean up, when Blitzen drops a deuce on your roof?!?! Originally Posted by Brightfang
Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!
Originally Posted by Dawnseeker
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12-19-2009, 11:58 AM #10
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He's a stranger who uses the promise of presents to lure you to sit on his lap. Isn't this reportable to the police in all other circumstances?
Originally Posted by Th0r
Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥
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