Santa is evil!!!!!!!!!!

**Dawnseeker** · 12-19-2009, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Brightfang

You forgot that he breaks into your house every year and parks massive animals on your roof

The reindeer are tiny.

**killerson** · 12-19-2009, 05:21 PM

pie is 107 years old! W00T!

wait.............................................. .........
that cant be right.....................................
the world doesnt make sense anymore..........

also, santa is an animal abuser. ask any pet lover if it would be ok to put an animal on a sloped surface, covered with snow, and set 9 feet off the ground. also, you might want to be ready to get beat up.

**Th0r** · 12-19-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by killerson

also, santa is an animal abuser. ask any pet lover if it would be ok to put an animal on a sloped surface, covered with snow, and set 9 feet off the ground. also, you might want to be ready to get beat up.

Wrong.
The reindeer hold Santa captive, not the other way round. They force him to fly them round while they sit in the sleigh and get wasted.

EDIT:

Didn't you ever think why he went down the Chimney not them?

**killerson** · 12-19-2009, 05:44 PM

because the kids are down there?

**Fallbreeze** · 12-19-2009, 05:59 PM

No, because the antlers would get stuck in the chimney, and some poor animal control guy would have to come over on Christmas, get on the slick and unsafe roof, and get Donner out. If I were a reindeer, I wouldn't go down chimneys either.

**~~FoxyBunny~~** · 12-19-2009, 06:06 PM

Wrong. Reindeer can easily get down the chimney. It's the getting back up it that's the problem. Remember how Santa does it? He has to put his finger beside his nose to make the magic work. Reindeer=hooves=no fingers.