lol i shot an 8 point reindeer off my roof last year =) stupid thing left a scratch on my roof.
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Thread: Santa is evil!!!!!!!!!!
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12-19-2009, 12:37 PM #11
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12-19-2009, 12:42 PM #12
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Santa is a serial murderer wanted in all 13 countries and every non-controlled island.
He carries a bag full of sedated children around from house to house. The parents never realize he replaces all of the children with mechanized greed-filled little monsters.
Perhaps he only targets the drunk parents... >.>
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12-19-2009, 01:42 PM #13
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My grandmother just sued him. Assault and Battery, and Reckless driving. She had the sleighmarks, hoofprints, everything. Santa bribed the judge.
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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12-19-2009, 02:30 PM #14
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Fallbreeze, you're the one whose grandma got run over by reindeer?? Wow, your grandma is totally famous!
Originally Posted by Th0r
Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥
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12-19-2009, 02:30 PM #15
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1.At least the bad children get something. Originally Posted by killerson
2.What better things would the elves be doing?
3.No. Kingtut and Pieman were the people I was warned about in kindergarten. (And still warned about today
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12-19-2009, 02:32 PM #16
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That is true. They do fit the description my parents gave me of people to watch out for. Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥
3.No. Kingtut and Pieman were the people I was warned about in kindergarten. (And still warned about today)
But so does Santa! And his drunk sleigh driving caused him to run over Fallbreeze's granny! Not cool, Santa. Not cool. Originally Posted by Th0r
Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥
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12-19-2009, 02:40 PM #17
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Why in the world would anyone let Santa drive after imbibing that much Eggnog????
Doesn't he have a Designated Driver for these things?
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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12-19-2009, 02:52 PM #18
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You know, I was wondering if NORAD will still provide an honor guard for Santa this year.
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12-19-2009, 04:39 PM #19
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I'm thinking the naughty list is getting longer and longer.
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12-19-2009, 04:50 PM #20
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SSSHHHHH!!! didnt you know that the bad kids have more fun on christmas? after all they get to burn stuff with all that coal!!
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