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Dear Santa,
Alright pal... heres the deal
If you put a new mountain bike under the tree
i might just give you the antidote to that poisoned milk your drinking
Love,
Pieman
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Thread: Santa is evil!!!!!!!!!!
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12-21-2009, 12:17 AM #41
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12-21-2009, 05:30 PM #42
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no, he is a wannabe ninja
Originally Posted by armbarchris
Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels
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12-21-2009, 05:34 PM #43
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what about the canadian mounties? he lives in northern canda! Originally Posted by FoxyBunny
I can prove it too, his zip code is h0h 0h0 Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels
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12-21-2009, 05:39 PM #44
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Santa is like the mafia... If I don't pay my share for my laptop (which I'm getting for Christmas) Santa is going to rough me up say my parents...
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12-21-2009, 06:51 PM #45
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I never meet santa.
Didn't have a chimney so that was ruined
OLETSDOIT
Originally Posted by Nesterus
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12-21-2009, 08:03 PM #46
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im a bad dirty boy so Santa didn't visit me
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12-21-2009, 08:05 PM #47
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'AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
DeSalvionjr Double-Posted!
AWOOGA! AWOOGA!'
Wait, did I REALLY just do that? Meh.
I was forced to kill Santa after he threatened me with his sack of bombs.
Yes! Bombs, children, BOMBS! Not presents!
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12-21-2009, 08:21 PM #48
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uhhhh, who repped me for that post? You tell me to rep you back but you didnt leave a name... i have no clue who you are xD
(Plus, whoever you are, you're a gray... i didnt get anything)
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12-21-2009, 10:43 PM #49
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Haha I hate when people do that. Originally Posted by Pieman
Well "santa" will not make it to the new years thanks to me.
Yes "Santa" is really a one guy who trains a BUNCH of others to be future santas. So in case there is an "accident" , like the one that will happen at exactly 10:32 pm, there will be more "santas". O and btw, you may also be wondering who those "santas-in-training" are? Your local mall Santa.Last edited by jiah; 12-21-2009 at 10:45 PM.
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12-22-2009, 05:30 PM #50
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So that's how "Santa" can go to everywhere at the same time! "Mall Santas"! How could I have not thought of that? Originally Posted by jiah
Guess we have the answer with the "How-Can-Santa-Get-Around-The-World-On-Midnight-And-Deliver-All-The-Presents?" Case closed.
P.S to Skeptics:
Santa isn't one, but tons of people who dress in suits and called "Santas"!
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