What kind of person are you?

[Baltezar]

This is a simple thread; please don't make it hard. DISCLAIMER:If your IQ is below [7.311243] (based on an average of all the IQ tests you have taken in your life), you may have a hard time understanding this. However, you are not authorized to make it seem hard for anyone else. If you do so, your city may be towed at your own expense.

Now, all you do is post what kind of person you are, in this format:
I'm the kind of person that [predicate][,/;/.] [optional clause].

Funny/Witty comments appreciated. You may also write about others, as long as it isn't offensive. You will be asked to remove any offensive posts at the explicit request of those being discussed within the post.

Perfect grammar not required.

Here's my post:

I'm the kind of person who takes a knife to a gunfight. And wins.

[trogdor1316]

I'm the kind of person who takes a gun to a knifefight and loses.

[joemanf]

I'm the kind of person who Shawawawa's you into oblivion.

[abracax]

I'm the kind of person that earned the nickname Psycho

[Skirata]

I am the kind of person who watches the guy with the gun lose to the guy with the knife.

[trogdor1316]

I'm also the kind of person who pretends to have multiple personalities because he --

I'm the kind of person who is completely different than the person who was just typing.

[TheEclipse]

i'm the kind of person who seems sane until you get to know me >.>

[Immac]

I'm the kind of person who doesn't post here unless I've actually got someting to say.

[MadBrit2]

im a kind of person that eats alot of cheese and icecream but does not put on any whight

[Axer NZ]

I'm the kind of person that can't abide the existence of others and must destroy them.