This is a simple thread; please don't make it hard. DISCLAIMER:If your IQ is below [7.311243] (based on an average of all the IQ tests you have taken in your life), you may have a hard time understanding this. However, you are not authorized to make it seem hard for anyone else. If you do so, your city may be towed at your own expense.

Now, all you do is post what kind of person you are, in this format:
I'm the kind of person that [predicate][,/;/.] [optional clause].

Funny/Witty comments appreciated. You may also write about others, as long as it isn't offensive. You will be asked to remove any offensive posts at the explicit request of those being discussed within the post.
Perfect grammar not required.


Here's my post:

I'm the kind of person who takes a knife to a gunfight. And wins.