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    Default 'Twas the Night Before Christmas... Evony Style

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
    Not an army was stirring, no attacks even planned.
    The lords were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of glory danced in their heads.

    When outside the walls, their arose such a clatter
    The men rushed to the walls as the gates nearly shattered!
    And what at my gates wished my town to be plundered?
    One million archers and a hero -- level four hundred!

    The little old hero was so lively and quick
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
    More rapid than eagles, his soldiers they came
    And he whistled and shouted, and called them by name!

    "Now warriors! Now, scouts! Now, archers and pikemen!
    On, cavalry! On, cataphracts! On ballista and swordsmen!
    Crush all his armies! To the top of his wall!
    Plunder him! Plunder him! Plunder it all!"

    Then he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
    And took all my resources, then turned with a jerk.
    And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    My loot went to his transporters, all unopposed!

    He sprang from town, gave his army a command
    And away they all trod, with my loot well in hand
    But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
    "Merry Christmas from Evony! And be ready to fight!"
    Last edited by Dawnseeker; 12-23-2009 at 07:39 PM.
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    GREAT! 1+ rep
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    lolHave i ever mentioned how awesome you are?

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    This is excellent!!!

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    Such a... haahhh... heartwarming? No, no... uplifting?... No, not that either... hum...

    At any rate, it made me feel all jolly and Christmas-esque!



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    Cool

    Good poetry always garners respect.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

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    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    that was awwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesommmmmmmmme
    just awesome

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    that is better than any pick up line by far

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    Roflmao!

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    Merry Christmas all.
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    Awesome! Now Dawn, where is my free 1000 cents haha j/k

    Merry Christmas to you too and that goes out the rest of the Evony family!
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