Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
Your Christmas present is me not verbally tearing you a new ass.
I dislike this time of year, but you made it sounds like I hate christmas. I do not. I love christmas.

Things I dislike about this time of year: Traffic. Mall crowds. Snow. Cold. Christmas music.
Things I like: Everything else. Particularly the elf girls down at the santa display by the food court...

Oh, and one more thing I like is going up to very short people and saying: "Who let you away from the santa display?" and laughing when they turn apoplectic.
Oh thanks. I love my great present!