Top Ten reasons I Shouldn't be Voted Most Popular Mod!




10- I'm bald and have hair growing out of my ears.

9- That whole loving the girls thing? That's an act! I can't stand the creatures. They can't stand me either. I hate them all!!! My mother was right... They're all ******!!!

8- I don't eat broccoli.

7- My feet smell. It's godawful. Worst than Arumen even.

6- That whole credit crunch crisis? I did that.

5- I'm the kind of guy who's looking for every opportunity to "Hi-Five" everyone around him.

4- I really don't sing so well.

3- I met Tiger Woods once and told him he should "relax and enjoy the fruits of his hard labor...". Well... you saw what happened...

2- I am one of the very few people of my generation who has never seen the movie E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. (True fact!)

And the number one reason I shouldn't be voted most popular Mod...


1- The nickname Wildor was one I had carried through high-school. Until one night... One magic night... When everything was right and came together perfectly... I hit the dance floor with my boyfriend... and then... for one shinning moment... I was the Dancing Queen... Young and sweet... Only seventeen...

*sigh*