`Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the land
All the bots and multi accounts were playing,few of them banned
The lords were nestled all snug in their beds
While supposed 'free gifts' still did in their heads

Then on all the forums arose such a clatter
It seems wording of sales pitches really did matter!
Awaking at Christmas to find nothing there,
Not even a mail from Evony to show that they care

To take anyones money they really are quick,
But no happy christmas in the mail, really makes you sick
But people will carry on paying in game
Makes you wonder if they are really quite sane

To all players in game Merry Christmas from me
Now pardon my haste, I really must flee
Sarcasm like this may well get me shot
But at least in game, I dont use a bot.

didnt have as much time to put this together as Dawnseeker did for the evony team, but hey, I did my best.

Happy Christmas to all, even the mods