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    When you actually type 999 when people say
    "type 999 if you want 1000000 free lumber"




    Rep me if I helped =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Priest Vito Cornelius View Post
    It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
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    No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
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    When u keep ur gates closed
    When u keep ur embassy closed
    If u cant figure out why ur population's dropping and panic
    If u get worried over negative food upkeep
    If u throw archer waves with no layers
    If u create loads of lvl1, 2 and lvl3 NPCs... and lvl6 ones around u just to fill ur flats.
    If u adv. teleport into a hostile state next to a top 10 player all by urself and think u can just outplay him in defence.
    If u fill ur wall defence will something like 50K traps (ive seen it)
    If u build 3 cottages... and something like 25 barracks and no market/beacon tower/feasting hall
    If u only take valleys within 3 miles of u (grasslands/swamps/deserts included)

    O ye... and if u build all ur cities within 1 mile of each other. Its enough for one strong red flag to port in when ur offline... take one of ur cities and then just move from one to the next NPCing them all or handing them over to other alliance members to move in. Alliance reinforcements can barely get there in time. Severely outcompeted by travel time.
    Last edited by BFG; 03-14-2010 at 08:39 PM.

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    Thought this was fun so gonna post some noob stuffs I did when I first started playing. Hee..

    - send troops to valley to reduce food upkeep
    - remove troops queue on 1 barrack and thought it works for all
    - I did do the lvl 5 Th when I first started building my own npc. Someone told me so.
    - asked for rein so I could use their troops to attack valleys

    that's all I can think of for now

    some of the things I've seen.

    - my friendly ally neighbour wrote me a urgent mail to help rein him coz he was getting attacked
    - host of previous alliance teleported all cities and changed name twice trying to hide, just to get found out in mins on his new name by checking alliance info (name changes on "founder" if you are the creator)

    that's all for now ^^
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    When you give yourself the nick BigFart.
    Quote Originally Posted by samkillian View Post
    My wife says "do the dishes", and i'm out in the backyard pretending i don't hear her. My boss yells over "Where's my report", and i disappear down the hall to chat with people. But evony tells me "loading, please wait", and i somehow sit here staring at my screen waiting.

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    You get home from work to find that the account you have been playing on all was suspended for botting but it's still active
    Cheerful, happy recipient of the evony experience

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    Ok I did this one awhile back:

    When you say I wonder if I can send 90k archers to a lvl 10 and win and then do it XD
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    when you downgrade your Academy to make room for Barracks - and can't figure out why your farmers are dying...

    -Calla


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    When you build 24 cottage and 1 barracks, then recruit patiently.

    When you build 24 barracks and 1 cottage again wait patienly for idle pop to recruit.

    when you attempt to make friends with your attackers.

    When you run to your mom to tell her you are being attack, only realize it is her attacking you (mothers vendettas)

    Attempt to type your coord in allied chat instead the whole world sees it.

    When you attack with all your troops and failed then get a retaliated attack then quit.

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    i resemble that remark LOL i did that before i knew what the medals ment.

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