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  1. #111
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    You'll see food production is red, and then you'll abandon all your valleys and will just conquer swamps and lakes, and after that you'll build farms instead of all resource fields.
    One noob did this, and still doing it with valleys, thanks God he didn't build farms instead of anything else in his resource fields.
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    when you attack an npc10 for resources and dont scout for a hero first.

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    When you decide to attack NPC 10's thinking this way:
    5's need 500 ballista.
    So 10's will need, umm... I guess 1000, no there might be huge losses, umm... 2000 is better I guess. Dammit, I dunno, lemme send all I have, 4K should probably have no losses.
    And then you'll wait for it to hit...
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    when you send ballistas on an attack against anything other than an npc5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemonn View Post
    -you leave your embassy unchecked
    Or you ask how to open it...
    Why do people beg for rep?
    If I helped, I already know I did.

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    -you think prestige means anything. someone with high prestige could have been just wiped out, and someone with lower prestige could have played smart and not lost any troops, so prestige doesnt really mean anything.

    -you cluster your cities together. How are you gonna farm to support 7 cities all within 3 miles of each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemonn View Post
    -you cluster your cities together. How are you gonna farm to support 7 cities all within 3 miles of each other?
    (Hand in the air) Yeah, my first four cities were all in the same screen. When I got scattered to the winds during the merge, I didn't make that mistake again!
    Why do people beg for rep?
    If I helped, I already know I did.

  8. #118

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    You know your a noob when you know so much about noobs.

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    I must be a noob
    and I know this because I think that people who have serious superiority complex's because they've spent more time building an imaginary kingdom than I have are totally stupid.
    I sit atop the Brooklyn Bridge with a Coke and a bag of chips to watch a thousand lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped.

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    -When you ask for reinforcements, but have your gates closed

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