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    I just thought it was funny it asked me if I wanted to use some item(?) when I wanted my first IvI 10 farm... of course I did.. stupid question...

    so.. took a whiIe for me to get my raIIy to 10 on server 40...

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    I thought npcs where bad and thought they where gonna attack me
    Then i was told npcs where good

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleM View Post
    i thaught npcs could attack you too

    i am currenty at war with them :P
    Good Luck

    When I was a noob:

    • My host told me to have all farms.
    • I farmed Level 1 NPC's with 9 waves of 1000 warriors.
    • Treatening people with 100000 warriors (Like 3mil prestige players)
    • My host told me to have all barracks. I made a city with only barracks and he just laughed at me. (I have zero'd him )
    • Going on world chat and asking people how much troops I need.


    Theirs more..... but a bit too embarrassing.
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    1. Talked in WC til i ran out of Speakers, then quit the game for a few days didnt know how to go into Alliance Chat

    2. On City View, made sure my Important buildings were against the Hillside (Thinking theyll be harder to reach)

    3. Sent couple hundred troops to Attack a NPC (Thought Barbarians were an alliance)

    AWESOME THREAD !! GOOD OL TIMES

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    1) took a 2nd city before I had the troops to defend it... and lost it
    2)having heaps of farms because I thought I had to cover the burn
    3)upgrading farms/sawmills to 10 and doing all the resource techs first before stuff like MC or MS
    3) biggest noob mistake - using rose medals to reward heroes, dumb dumb dumb

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    I also uppgraded TH to lvl10 and i dident know u needed RS 10 i just did the TH 10 to make my city bigger

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    i thought barbs were an alliance too i felt dwarfed by the sheer number of them all over the map..... i was scared to attack one just in case they all attacked me
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    LMAO I just noticed recently that when someone conquers a city it shows up on the screen really i have been playing since beta days DOH!
    yes im a noob still LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by delofan131 View Post
    When I Was A Noob. . .



    Hey all, I just wanted to talk about our noob stories, lol. i remember when i was new to evony, and i remember doing a lot of stupid things, lol.

    So lets open up the discussion to "what stupid things did you do as a noob?"

    I know i got some........



    1) Set camp time on scout trips because i thought they would gather more information if they stayed at the target.

    2) Sent 10 (no K, just 10) Battering Rams at a target to break down full walls. Thats how godly i thought mech was.

    3) Used my first michy script on a sawmill because i knew lumber was a good thing to have a lot of.

    4) Put politics, attack, and intelligence equally in one hero.

    5) Built Quarries and Farms in my city.

    6) Had more lakes than forests.

    7) Sent the food requirement with my army.

    So there are a few of mine, what are some of yours?
    Yeah i did number 7 too rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balaam View Post
    My host told me without 50k archers my towers would do nothing and I believed him.
    He took advantage of my noobness
    clever host
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