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    When i was a noob i won 1k cents 3 days into bp...then spent it on holy water and speedups.

    Almost makes me cry when i think about it

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    i won 1k cents a spent it on quarrying tools
    That awkward moment when you get in to a van and theres no candy

  3. #483

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    1.When I was a noob O won 300 cents on the wheel and used soem of it to buy a dumbass New ID
    2.Had way too many cottages and only 1 barrack
    3.Did not know about the 5 minute speedup
    and many more that I cant think of
    Last edited by Hoopsta09; 10-16-2010 at 05:33 PM.
    "If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomN00b View Post
    i won 1k cents a spent it on quarrying tools
    Yeah right dude?

    When I a noob I used my only mich script on a farm.
    Please feel free to "Red Rep" me, I wants it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HameBiH View Post
    2. On City View, made sure my Important buildings were against the Hillside (Thinking theyll be harder to reach)
    Rofl Thats wut I did so funny times and now I with noobs
    "If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen!!!!"

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    Don't worry, its not...


    Quote Originally Posted by King Shii View Post
    When I was a noob....had 3 cities and was ranked Baronet in 3 days....and thought Baronet was nothing special

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    Had one stone, one iron, one wood, rest farms (how an npc was setup, so that must be the norm. Food couldn't go in red (demo'd troops, or quickly upgraded the farm so it would be green). Sent swords, pike, or horse with scouts on a scouting trip (if they battle, don't you want something better then scouts versus scouts? You want swords fighting those defendng scouts). Sent warriors and arch forever to battle the lvl 1 npc next to me (what's trans? and ballaistas? i dont' have those things, and they eat too much food anyway). Sent 100k arch naked as attacks (don't you want as many arch as possible? Those 1k of everything else are not gonna do much damage to the enemy)

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    When I was a NOOB, I spoke as a NOOB.

    I also, abandoned my main (lv10 Npc) when I was trying to NPC a new unbuild city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leche View Post
    Yeah right dude?

    When I a noob I used my only mich script on a farm.
    I have seen that happen a lot. Its quite handy to cap a city with a nice lv.10 resource field. I got one with one farm, cottage, lumbermill and Ironmine. I was impressed at how much a noob that guy was. 4 wasted scripts

    Noob moment: forgetting to scout before a big hit. target got reins last minute. Army got flattened, but luckily he got reined with PIKE. He lost more than I did.
    Scythe on S3, W12, etc.
    Scyther S128 Retired..
    Scythe NA4 Retired..
    RuinUrDay S146 (Retired).
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    I'm still a noob and have no previous game experience to speak of. I've made some of the mistakes mentioned, and for some strange reason, managed to avoid others. This thread has been very informative and helpful, thanks to all who posted their experiences.

    From what I have read here and my own experience seems to show that just about everyone makes many of these mistakes. The question is, just how would the average person know what not to do? The various guides are some help, but there is sooo much info and some of it is contradictory and some of it is complicated enough to give me a headache. Several people have mentioned making the mistake of trying to keep the food in the green, how would a noob know you don't have to do that, or any of the other things mentioned?

    thanks for your help.

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