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    Quote Originally Posted by joemanf View Post
    ... And he came to the wrong place. Lol
    Nope, there is an even worse place to get dating advice...

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    No, I won't lock this. Not right away at any rate.

    Don't you people know I celebrate romanticism? If this is done in that light, all the better.

    The question is, can it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    No, I won't lock this. Not right away at any rate.

    Don't you people know I celebrate romanticism? If this is done in that light, all the better.

    The question is, can it?
    Eh, we'll probably say something disgusting and get this baby locked in 2 seconds flat. I personally don't wanna ruin my reputation though, soo...

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    I'm like manny ramirez(Spell check), I steal bases o.0
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    Quote Originally Posted by criplockin View Post
    I'm like manny ramirez(Spell check), I steal bases o.0
    +rep

    God bless you, sir!

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    cheese line
    bat my eyes
    trip with conspiculsly good aim
    'loose' a tickle war
    smile and blush

    i leave with you good ppl my arsnal of tactics to get kissed

    and if all that fails

    ask for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandleLite View Post
    cheese line
    bat my eyes
    trip with conspiculsly good aim
    'loose' a tickle war
    smile and blush

    i leave with you good ppl my arsnal of tactics to get kissed

    and if all that fails

    ask for it
    *Writes down*
    lol, jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandleLite View Post
    cheese line
    bat my eyes
    trip with conspiculsly good aim
    'loose' a tickle war
    smile and blush

    i leave with you good ppl my arsnal of tactics to get kissed

    and if all that fails

    ask for it
    Some of those suggestions may not get a guy a kiss.

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    Candle, those work nicely if you are trying to encourage the guy to make a move. Not so well for the guy trying to make the move.

    To give both female perspectives here, I'll supplement Candle's "How to get kissed" guide with the "How to make sure he does NOT kiss you" guide:

    1) Pull a toothbrush (new and still in the wrapper) from your purse, hand it to him and say "If you expect anything, you best get to taking care of that dragon breath."
    2) Look at your watch and say, "If I'd known you were such a slow mover, I wouldn't have agreed to go out with you. Gotta go."
    3) "Hmm...I need to see how well you kiss first. Let me go get my dog/little brother/pillow."
    4) "Do you prefer girls with or without their dentures?"
    5) "Random fact: I go by the name 'Tom' at work. Wanna guess why?"
    6) "Yeah yeah, hold on, I gotta spit first. This brand of chew is not my normal brand."
    7) Step close, lean in, tilt your head up, look in his eyes.....and burst out laughing. Keep laughing, and occasionally fight a straight face up then look at him and start laughing again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Candle, those work nicely if you are trying to encourage the guy to make a move. Not so well for the guy trying to make the move.

    To give both female perspectives here, I'll supplement Candle's "How to get kissed" guide with the "How to make sure he does NOT kiss you" guide:

    1) Pull a toothbrush (new and still in the wrapper) from your purse, hand it to him and say "If you expect anything, you best get to taking care of that dragon breath."
    2) Look at your watch and say, "If I'd known you were such a slow mover, I wouldn't have agreed to go out with you. Gotta go."
    3) "Hmm...I need to see how well you kiss first. Let me go get my dog/little brother/pillow."
    4) "Do you prefer girls with or without their dentures?"
    5) "Random fact: I go by the name 'Tom' at work. Wanna guess why?"
    6) "Yeah yeah, hold on, I gotta spit first. This brand of chew is not my normal brand."
    7) Step close, lean in, tilt your head up, look in his eyes.....and burst out laughing. Keep laughing, and occasionally fight a straight face up then look at him and start laughing again.
    1.A girl says this to me, On to the next one.
    2.Some girls prefer the slow moves.
    3.My pillow says im good.
    4.Teeth dont matter, i dont wanna get bitten!
    5.Your a tomboy, Which is semi sexy to a point.
    6.Whats wrong with tobacco?
    7.Thats actually a turn on.
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