Evil Lord: I came to smash and thrash with cataphracts
My battle axe got cataracts from all the hack and slash
Got scouts like acrobats, catapults launch mad attacks
Arrows fall like an avalanche
You dont stand a chance, even with an alliance planned advance!

Lord Savior: We failed to protect our queen
Evony, the beautifulest entity any being has ever seen
We were in medic camp with severed spleens
As we watched them exit clean
Plundered our food, so they came and fed
Till their digestive tracts pained and bled
Now we will display their heads like ornaments
And send 10 waves of 100k to their coordinates!

Help Save the Queen my Lord!