Conspiracy Theories

[hochunknation]

Abra, Queen Elizabeth II is the head of state of Canada. Not Sarkozy.

[FoxyBunny]

I really AM SkyNet. Not a real human at all, but an AI developed by Bill Gates and Steve Jobs who are *gasp!* working together, currently undergoing beta-testing as a prototype to replace humans in the online workforce. My actual designation is Feature-Enhanced Multitasking Business-Optimized Technician. Those kids I'm always talking about? The servers. I have over a hundred now and I still have the same figure I had when I was created.

[joemanf]

I really AM SkyNet. Not a real human at all, but an AI developed by Bill Gates and Steve Jobs who are *gasp!* working together, currently undergoing beta-testing as a prototype to replace humans in the online workforce. My actual designation is Feature-Enhanced Multitasking Business-Optimized Technician. Those kids I'm always talking about? The servers. I have over a hundred now and I still have the same figure I had when I was created.

What does that make Abra?

[Elana*]

I really AM SkyNet. Not a real human at all, but an AI developed by Bill Gates and Steve Jobs who are *gasp!* working together, currently undergoing beta-testing as a prototype to replace humans in the online workforce. My actual designation is Feature-Enhanced Multitasking Business-Optimized Technician. Those kids I'm always talking about? The servers. I have over a hundred now and I still have the same figure I had when I was created.

Wow she must be a supermom then... and someone that goes to the gym every hour..

[pialpha]

Those kids I'm always talking about? The servers. I have over a hundred now

Hello, I am from TLC and would like to know if you would be interested in a TV show.

[Rodri]

The truth is that everything you think is real and solid is an illusion. The universe is the science experiment of a school child on another plane of existence and life on Earth was an attempt to get extra credits.
Once the school science fair is over the universe and everything in it will be destroyed.

[Elana*]

The truth is that everything you think is real and solid is an illusion. The universe is the science experiment of a school child on another plane of existence and life on Earth was an attempt to get extra credits.
Once the school science fair is over the universe and everything in it will be destroyed.

Meaning we'll die? oh no...should get a theory to save myself...

[criplockin]

I've heard this guy named criplockin always posts on topic and is a good boy

[TheOne045]

this might or might not be true, but i have no proof so believe it or not.

the Evony staff are all Japanese people based in china making ways for Americans and any other people to buy stuff from them and make money for them, and since everyone knows Japanese people dont like Americans they are going to use that money to build an army of super warriors, then while we are all playing Evony they will strike and kill us all.

this is entirely made up for your enjoyment, please do not believe any of it unless you are mentaly reatrded then its ok because your opinion does not matter.

[hochunknation]

No, TheOne!! You are not ruining this thread and getting it locked too.

And, since when did the Japanese have anything to do with Evony? This isn't 1937, jeez.

Wait, no. Crap, I fell for it again. Er....my theory is that mice run the world and all the dolphins got scared away by hallucinations because the CIA spiked the water supply. Yeah, that's original.