I'm actually pleased this is turning back into an Evony conspiracy thread. Maybe it will be moved back to GD now.
Evony is really owned by a species of sub-dwelling humans who have tunnels all over the world and are tapped into the internet. Al Gore is their leader hence his claim of inventing the internet. They control all flow of data and change all information passed through trunk lines to fit their agenda of world domination. In this agenda is the myth of a person named Obama Bin Laden, Gobal Warming, Aliens, End of the world in 2012, and much more.
Their leaders include Bill Gates and all Canadians, beware and keep an eye out for anyone that says "eh" one too many times and has pasty white skin.
Ligten up, fatty, it was a joke. Anyway we're in the Matrix right now, so Canada doesn't even really exist...Neo.
America blow up the twin towas! F.D.R. Let Pearl Harbor happan! Zachary Taylor's cherries were poisoned!
Oh, and George Washington did cut down a cherry tree.
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DemonHero is actually an extremely powerful vegtable, a potato to be exact. This potato has been plugged into a laptop and currently powers it, growing more powerful everyday. It has already generated a false sentience. Unfortunately, DemonHero is prone to bouts of fury.
Ergo, DemonHero is an Angry Potato
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I am really a member of "La Nouvelle Resistance", a French group that is determined to have Nicolas Sarkozy establish world domination and force "croissants" and "baguetttes" on every diner tables.
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