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    I'm actually pleased this is turning back into an Evony conspiracy thread. Maybe it will be moved back to GD now.
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    Oh wait, I need to go facepalm myself. /facepalm facepalm facepalm

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    Evony is really owned by a species of sub-dwelling humans who have tunnels all over the world and are tapped into the internet. Al Gore is their leader hence his claim of inventing the internet. They control all flow of data and change all information passed through trunk lines to fit their agenda of world domination. In this agenda is the myth of a person named Obama Bin Laden, Gobal Warming, Aliens, End of the world in 2012, and much more.

    Their leaders include Bill Gates and all Canadians, beware and keep an eye out for anyone that says "eh" one too many times and has pasty white skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
    Evony is really owned by a species of sub-dwelling humans who have tunnels all over the world and are tapped into the internet. Al Gore is their leader hence his claim of inventing the internet. They control all flow of data and change all information passed through trunk lines to fit their agenda of world domination. In this agenda is the myth of a person named Obama Bin Laden, Gobal Warming, Aliens, End of the world in 2012, and much more.

    Their leaders include Bill Gates and all Canadians, beware and keep an eye out for anyone that says "eh" one too many times and has pasty white skin.
    I take offense to your statement about Canadians and I received an infraction for a similar comment

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    Ligten up, fatty, it was a joke. Anyway we're in the Matrix right now, so Canada doesn't even really exist...Neo.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

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    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    America blow up the twin towas! F.D.R. Let Pearl Harbor happan! Zachary Taylor's cherries were poisoned!

    Oh, and George Washington did cut down a cherry tree.

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    DemonHero is actually an extremely powerful vegtable, a potato to be exact. This potato has been plugged into a laptop and currently powers it, growing more powerful everyday. It has already generated a false sentience. Unfortunately, DemonHero is prone to bouts of fury.

    Ergo, DemonHero is an Angry Potato
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    Quote Originally Posted by trogdor1316 View Post
    Ligten up, fatty, it was a joke. Anyway we're in the Matrix right now, so Canada doesn't even really exist...Neo.
    I am Neo_The_One.... I can stop bullets... and go inside of a girl's...... chest (thought I was getting an infraction there didn't ya )

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    I am really a member of "La Nouvelle Resistance", a French group that is determined to have Nicolas Sarkozy establish world domination and force "croissants" and "baguetttes" on every diner tables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Arumen View Post
    DemonHero is actually an extremely powerful vegtable, a potato to be exact. This potato has been plugged into a laptop and currently powers it, growing more powerful everyday. It has already generated a false sentience. Unfortunately, DemonHero is prone to bouts of fury.

    Ergo, DemonHero is an Angry Potato
    I'm Irish. I eat potatoes for breakfast... And lunch... And dinner... And sometimes as snacks.

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    I am Neo_The_One.... I can stop bullets... and go inside of a girl's...... chest (thought I was getting an infraction there didn't ya )
    Yes, yes I did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    I am really a member of "La Nouvelle Resistance", a French group that is determined to have Nicolas Sarkozy establish world domination and force "croissants" and "baguetttes" on every diner tables.
    I could live with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
    Evony is really owned by a species of sub-dwelling humans who have tunnels all over the world and are tapped into the internet. Al Gore is their leader hence his claim of inventing the internet. They control all flow of data and change all information passed through trunk lines to fit their agenda of world domination. In this agenda is the myth of a person named Obama Bin Laden, Gobal Warming, Aliens, End of the world in 2012, and much more.

    Their leaders include Bill Gates and all Canadians, beware and keep an eye out for anyone that says "eh" one too many times and has pasty white skin.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    I am really a member of "La Nouvelle Resistance", a French group that is determined to have Nicolas Sarkozy establish world domination and force "croissants" and "baguetttes" on every diner tables.
    SEE, SEEE, I told you!

    If you come to a fork in the road, take it!
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