The Bucket List

[Omnicronimous]

( ) Been to Europe

( ) Been on a cruise

(X) Gone on a blind date

(X) Skipped school

(X) Watched someone die

( ) Worked in a hospital

(X) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

( ) Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country

(X) Been to Washington, DC

(X) Been to (through) Vegas

(X) Climbed a lighthouse

(X) Swam in the ocean

( ) Cried yourself to sleep

( ) Been Sky Diving

(X) Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, D.C.

(X) Played cops and robbers

( ) Flown a plane

(X) Own(ed) a boat

( ) Watched grandchildren grow

( ) Recently colored with crayons

( ) Been to the Kentucky Derby

( ) Been to Key West

(X) Been to a rodeo

(X) Sang Karaoke

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus

(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe

(X) Watched the sunrise with someone

( ) Seen the green flash at sunset (wtf??)

(X) Blown bubbles

(X) Gone ice-skating

(X) Gone to the movies

( ) Owned a convertible



1. Any nickname
Monkey Man
2. Mother's name
Nunya.
3. Body piercing
No.
4. Love your job
Yes.
5. Birthplace
Earth.
6. Ever been to Hawaii
No.
7. Ever been to Africa
No.
8. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner
Yes. Multiple times.
9. Ever been on TV
Yes. I had a conversation with Drew Carey.
10. Ever steal any traffic signs
No. Other than a couple quarters I stole from my dad to play an arcade game when I was five, I've never stolen anything that didn't have chocolate chips and belonged to a relative in my life.
11. Ever been in a car accident
Yes.
12. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle
Yes.
13. Favorite number
Googolplex.
14. Favorite movie
"It's a Wonderful Life".
15. Favorite holiday
Christmas.
16. Favorite dessert
Chocolate Lava Cake.
17. Favorite burger joint
In-N-Out Burger.
18. Favorite food
Fresh picked organic sweet corn.
19. Favorite day(s)
December 25th, July 4th, and September 19th.
20. Favorite? Bath /or/ Shower
Bath.
21. Favorite smell(s)
Mayflowers/Lilacs/Cornbread/My mother's pizza/Fresh apple pie.
22. How do you see yourself in 10 years
Personally happy and distressed at the state of most of the rest of the world.