What is the most embarssing thing that has ever happened to you?

[Synful]

well one time when I was reading a report in class, My fly was unzipped, And I had forgotten to button up my boxers, Well while I was reading I noticed ppl staring in the general area of my....no-no's lets say, I looked down and Then I felt a draft down there, so I turned around and sure enough, my ugh, stuff was showing, so i zipped my pants up and literally walked out of school and went home, I was redfaced the whole way lmao ohh... its funny as hell now though when I look back upon it.

[Boleslav]

I'm sorry to tell these guys with "wardrobe malfunctions" in school that your teachers probably noticed and talked about it in the staff room.

[Fallbreeze]

I once made the mistake of telling one of the popular girls in Jr. High who I had a crush on. She just weaseled it out of me. Later that day, the object of my crush came up to me and asked if I had honestly sent him this note. Confused, I asked him to show me the note, and the popular kids really loaded it down with everything they could, "line" wise...and most of it I wouldn't have written! If there was ever a time I could have locked myself in my locker, that was it.

[Cosmic Fury]

my mind totally went into the gutter.

Those often compromise of my most embarrassing moments.

[imnothere]

my pants called my ex while i was
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yeah That was awkward. because all of a sudden i hear him saying "hello?" and i had to do some fast talking to make sure he didnt know what it was i WAS doing when my pants called.

[Eutopeus]

When I was still in 4th grade my principal hired me to babysit,said help yourself to the bar and I did.Fill in the blanks.
Embarrasing to say the least. 1/5 later. (Tequila )