Myth: Wombats are docile creatures who are loveable and can become wonderful Pets.

FACT: Wombats are responsible for nearly 2,000 unsolved murders a year. They get away with it because they have better PR then Dingos and Crocodiles.

Myth: Putting Manatees in the Moat around your castle in Evony is a sign of weakenss

FACT: If you put Manatees in your Moat they will start to develop a taste of human flesh; and since they can breathe air they will soon crawl over your walls and eat you!


Myth: Prestige is a great way to gauge the best players on the Server

FACT: The only people who think prestige is a great way to gauge a player are those who cheezed their way into a lot of Prestige.


Myth: Evony Customer Reps and Admins will give you Candy if you are kind and Considerate

FACT: Evony Customer Reps and Admins will give you Candy if you are snarky or Rude; and the Candy is called the BanHammer.

Myth: 4 cottages and 25 Barracks are needed in every city

FACT: You have to balance your population in order to maximize troop production. As your main hero levels up you will find you cannot keep up with building troops because the population is growing very slowly.

Myth: You should make sure all your cities have a combination of Farms/Mills/Mines in order to get the most resources

FACT: have your cities specialize in one or the other, and do not worry about Farms until you capture level10 NPC's- the food produced in no way will ever keep your troops fed.


Myth: Evony cares about you and is appreciative of everyone who comes online and plays the game; and wants you to know personally that you are important to them, and that they are listening to our complaints and taking them to heart.

FACT: I love Bacon.